TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.

darckcarnival:

In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.

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221boners:

policebox05:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

BLESS THIS POST

also filed under: reasons high schools copy homework and cheat

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Fifteen Fluffy One-Liners

  • 1. "Will you cuddle with me?"
  • 2. "Can we hold hands?"
  • 3. "You're really soft."
  • 4. "You smell nice."
  • 5. "I like you. A lot."
  • 5. "Can I play with your hair?"
  • 6. "Stop making me get lost in your eyes."
  • 7. "I'll share the blankets with you."
  • 8. "I'm here for my daily hugs."
  • 9. "You're cute."
  • 10. "I wanna be your cuddle buddy."
  • 11. "Let's spend the day in bed."
  • 12. "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."
  • 13. "Let me love you!"
  • 14. "I'm cold. Come closer."
  • 15. "You can put your cold feet on me."
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ausphin:

1ocus:

The average person was a 1 in 18,000 chance of being murdered.

If the person is trans, that chance turns into 1 in 12 chance of being murdered.

Think about that for a moment. 

How disgusting is it, how disappointing is it,

how monstrous is it that being a trans person makes you more than 1000 times more likely to be killed

Seriously I can’t even string together enough words to represent how utterly abominable that is

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yaoi-kachnicka28:

Seme&Uke perfumes

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kanyewesticle:

atokniiro:

This site never ceases to amaze me

who made this

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dark starter sentences

  • some yandere, some angst, some rivalry, but no happy stuff on this list
  • "You actually thought i cared about you?"
  • "I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?"
  • "You're a monster!"
  • "It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours."
  • "You're all mine now."
  • "How could you do this to me!?"
  • "I trusted you!"
  • "Is that supposed to scare me?"
  • "Put the knife down."
  • "You're scaring me..."
  • "You look so sexy when you're all bloodied and bruised like that~"
  • "I wonder how many volts it would take to kill you?"
  • "Why are you pointing that gun at me?"
  • "Let me go!"
  • "You're so cute when you struggle like that~"
  • "Your blood smells wonderful."
  • "Who did this to you?"
  • "You're in my way."
  • "I thought you were dead!"
  • "Help me!"
  • "Long live the king."
  • "What did they do to you?"
  • "What have you done?"
  • "Maybe i should carve a pretty picture in your flesh?"
  • "Don't worry, I won't do anything fatal, I just need some information."
  • "I don't care what you do to me, I'll never tell you!"
  • "Stop it, your hurting me!"
  • "They'll kill you!"
  • "I hate you."
  • "The only reason I chained you up is to show you how much I love you!"
  • "If you keep struggling like that I'll have to punish you~"
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Send me a “Notice me!” if I’m your senpai and tell me why

shitty-levi:

minaharkersghost:

time-keeping-cybrid:

askjackfloweranddarkmist:

sunwukong-stoaway:

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Haha watch as I get none

crickets

*imaginary tumbleweeds roll across my inbox*

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girlveins:

dear girls: you do not need to put up with men harassing you. this includes ANYTHING that makes you uncomfortable (flirting, staring, cat-calling, etc.) it’s not our job to sustain their masculinity complex

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starrysleeper:

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours

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antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

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Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

destielthingsandstuff:

gaybrielthearchangle:

smudged-lipstick-kisses:

keep-calm-and-read-fanfic:

sakurasunshine:

thewinchesterswagger:

itsjustjensen:

thewinchesterswagger:

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“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT WILL NEVER STOP.

and it still hasn’t broken the notes - what gives, fandom?

CAN WE PLEASE ADD THE PICTURE OF RICHARD IN THE OUTFIT, PLEASE???

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don’t forget Matt (aka young John) as cheerleader:

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productovhate:

i will reblog this until the day i die.

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Or think we know. 

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